(Not) a published author.

If you're a rabid fan of greeblemonkey.com ( and why wouldn't you be? ), you may have noticed a certain someone ( ME! ) got the opportunity to write a guest post on that site. If you're a new reader of greeblemonkey.com you should know that it is the lovechild of @greeblemonkey and the internet so go check it out, stay a while and read, click, view, say "awwww snap!" Finally, after reviewing with my team of poorly trained lawyers ( also known as the voices in my head ), I have been advised not to refer to myself as a published author. That is all.